I will one day be married to Jack White. He will let me use his credit card to purchase goods and we will spend time playing with our Siamese kitten, Muriel. We will sometimes debate whether it should have been Joey and Dawson or Joey and Pacey that ended up together on the last episode of Dawson's Creek. I will be on the Joey/Pacey side of the debate. We will both insult others on the Atkins diet, both believing it is a ridiculous way to lose weight.